Tracking Santa

images-1Historian Michael Beschloss in his special piece for the New York Times – How Santa Claus Ended Up on Norad’s Radar – has a reminder of sixty faithful years of Norad tracking Santa.  Like the famous letter from Virginia O’Hanlon in 1897 asking for confirmation of the existence of Santa in the New York Sun, the holiday tradition of following Santa’s route resulted from a youngster’s request – this time in 1955 from a little boy with a phone call.

The famous red telephone with the sinister ring threatening war, actually did ring one night.  The Russians attacking?  No, a child asking to speak to Santa. A misprint in a newspaper ad had led the caller to the command post in Colorado.  As a result, the chief of operations, Colonel Shoup, a father of three small children, managed the mistake into a public relations  coup, and the tracking of Santa’s route was initiated.

Now an annual tradition, tracking Santa in his sleigh makes the news every Christmas Eve, and you can follow him yourself at Norad Tracking Santa

Merry Christmas!  images

The Boy Who Laughed at Santa Claus

 

In addition to Clement Moore’s “Twas the Night Before Christmas,” my favorite Christmas poem is “The Boy Who Laughed at Santa Claus” by Ogden Nash.    Enjoy –  and “you better watch out”  this Christmas Eve – “Santa Claus is coming to town.”

In Baltimore there lived a boy.

He wasn’t anybody’s joy.

Although his name was Jabez Dawes,

His character was full of flaws.

In school he never led his classes,

He hid old ladies’ reading glasses,

His mouth was open when he chewed,

And elbows to the table glued.

He stole the milk of hungry kittens,

And walked through doors marked NO ADMITTANCE.

He said he acted thus because

There wasn’t any Santa Claus.

Another trick that tickled Jabez

Was crying ‘Boo’ at little babies.

He brushed his teeth, they said in town,

Sideways instead of up and down.

Yet people pardoned every sin,

And viewed his antics with a grin,

Till they were told by Jabez Dawes,
’

There isn’t any Santa Claus!’

Deploring how he did behave,

His parents swiftly sought their grave.

They hurried through the portals pearly,

And Jabez left the funeral early.

Like whooping cough, from child to child,

He sped to spread the rumor wild:

‘Sure as my name is Jabez Dawes

There isn’t any Santa Claus!

‘
Slunk like a weasel of a marten

Through nursery and kindergarten,

Whispering low to every tot,

‘There isn’t any, no there’s not!’

The children wept all Christmas eve

And Jabez chortled up his sleeve.

No infant dared hang up his stocking

For fear of Jabez’ ribald mocking.

He sprawled on his untidy bed,

Fresh malice dancing in his head,

When presently with scalp-a-tingling,

Jabez heard a distant jingling;

He heard the crunch of sleigh and hoof

Crisply alighting on the roof.

What good to rise and bar the door?

A shower of soot was on the floor.

What was beheld by Jabez Dawes?

The fireplace full of Santa Claus!

Then Jabez fell upon his knees

With cries of ‘Don’t,’ and ‘Pretty Please.

‘
He howled, ‘I don’t know where you read it,

But anyhow, I never said it!

‘
’Jabez’ replied the angry saint,

‘It isn’t I, it’s you that ain’t.

 

Although there is a Santa Claus,

There isn’t any Jabez Dawes!’

Said Jabez then with impudent vim,

‘Oh, yes there is, and I am him!

Your magic don’t scare me, it doesn’t’

And suddenly he found he wasn’t!

From grimy feet to grimy locks,

Jabez became a Jack-in-the-box,

An ugly toy with springs unsprung,

Forever sticking out his tongue.

The neighbors heard his mournful squeal;

They searched for him, but not with zeal.

No trace was found of Jabez Dawes,

Which led to thunderous applause,

And people drank a loving cup

And went and hung their stockings up.

All you who sneer at Santa Claus,

Beware the fate of Jabez Dawes,

The saucy boy who mocked the saint.

    Donner and Blitzen licked off his paint.


One Year Anniversary

Happy Anniversary to me!  It was one year ago  that I started writing this blog.

Mt. Kenya

I was thinking about scam artists in Debra Ginsberg’s  The Grift this time last year.  Yesterday, a panhandler came up to my car in the Safeway parking lot, asking for a handout.  Scared the Starbucks cup right out of me as I hurriedly locked my car door. Directing her to the Salvation Army bell-ringer, I noticed her designer bag – maybe it was a knock-off?

And I was vicariously climbing Mt. Kenya on Christmas Eve last year, reading Anita Shreve’s new book  – A Change in Altitude.

One year later, she has another new book that has me in its clutches – Rescue.

I always look forward to Shreve’s newest book, just as I am sure you have authors you would bribe to write faster to get that next book out.

Which author does it for you?

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https://ncbookbunch.wordpress.com/2009/12/23/hello-world/

https://ncbookbunch.wordpress.com/2009/12/24/change-in-altitude/